Wednesday, March 24, 2010

forced to work?

oh. nono, it is workforced- an office comedy blog. well, close enough right? some of you may have already heard about the radness that is this blog. he closed his email to me with "be cool by the cod". i mean, he is already calling it the cod, so clearly he is awesome & so in. so anywho, he said he would paint my fence if my blog had a picture of a ninja sneaking up on an annoying celeb.(ok, that was more of a general statement than a promise to me personally, but whatevs. i assume everyone who makes a general statement means it just for me. because really. they so do.) so even though i don't even have a fence (yet), you know i was all "oh em gee, i will have the best ninja stalking pic evah", because that so sounds like something i have to do amazingly.

i just have to note that upon googling ninja's, i was brought to sites that actually sell you the "secrets of a ninja". they were all like "you too, joe shmoe, can be the ninja that all the women desire. for the small fee of a grillion dollars". huh. so, i decided to use my craigslist ninja- 'membah him?
sorry to all the miley fans out there. but her speaking voice sounds like a frog being clubbed 
with a baseball bat. and with all those ads for that movie she is in out right now. 
i want to get all stabby in my ear drums.

so everyone go visit this dude for some laughs. he is for reals hee-la-ree-oss. and i love my bff's and want you all to laugh. every single day. hearts and workforced awesomes.


OH- Pee to the Esss: a HUGE thank you to everyone who voted for me in the photoshop contest. you all are the bestest. but neither mimi nor i won so clearly the contest was fixed.but for reals, you guys are the radness for all the votes! i will still do a giveaway soon, even though i have to buy it with my own monies now and not free monies. 

13 comments:

The Only Girl said...

LOVE the Craigslist ninja! I think he just might be my favourite ninja ever. And of course your mad photoshop skills continue to impress me.

I'm off to visit him as per your suggestions. He better be funny because I'm delaying eating a cookie to do this.

Cee said...

I hope the craigslist ninja gets Miley and clubs her with a baseball bat haha.

Off to visit workforced, it sounds fun!

Salt said...

LOVE Workforced and LOVE CL Ninja. Look at him, flexing his mad skillz on the beach. How the hell did you NOT win that photoshop contest!?

By the by...loathe Miley. I can't stand her voice or the sight of her face. It's just all very confusing how someone like that can be famous.

CL Ninja on the other hand...totally famous.

That one girl said...

Glad I'm not the only one that thinks Miley is Ah-Noy-ING!

Her movie trailer was on before some movie I watched in the theater and I Shhhh you not, they didn't allow her to speak. Okay, I guess they chose not to use any footage of her speaking in this particular trailer. I was like, YEAH, they cast her but told her NEVER to speak! Brilliant.

Then, I saw a different trailer on TV and that damn thing DOES open her mouth. Our youth are screwed.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Firstly. Your photoshop skills impress me more and more each day.

Secondly, CL Ninja needs to go on Chelsea Lately, in my opinion.

Thirdly, I can't believe you didn't win that contest. Rigged for suresies.

Fourthly (word?) is it odd to anyone else that this guy emails people to get them to follow him? I think that's what turned me off when he emailed me in December asking me to follow. I don't know. Probs just me being mean.

Brandy said...

Thanks for the blog hookup. plan to go there and laugh. I'm really sorry that you did not win. really.

blueviolet said...

Your ninja is rapidly becoming a zombie I feel. All the better to kill Miley!

Dual Mom said...

Did you see Miley on AI last night? You're right...she does have an odd speaking voice.

MiMi said...

Not only does Miley have an odd speaking voice, you can't understand her! It's like she's too lazy to pronounce her words correctly. DRIVES ME NUTS.
Anyway, You are hilarious. I'm gonna have to think of one to stump you with.
Maybe you should do a meme where you take suggestions for weird pics you could photoshop. And then if you are able to do it...then like everyone sends you 100 bucks. 'Cept for me. Cuz I'm po. And cuz I thought of it which makes me exempt.

foxy said...

That workforced guy is pretty funny.

I can't believe you didn't win the photoshop contest. It was obvs rigged.

Sara said...

I'd be lying if I said I didn't love Miley... because I do.

HOWEVER, I love anyone that uses "stab" in a grammatical fashion other than a verb.

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

I think you hit the frog on the head with a bat in describing Miley's voice. She really gets on my nerves. She's ok in my book so long as she keeps her mouth shut. (P.S. I bought some of her clothing at wally world the other day... but I'm claiming the fab designer behind them made it happen, she just sold them to little tweens and silly ole 30 something me!)

FAB WORK GIRL! I'm off to check out this workforce blog!!! NEW READING YAY!

Dr. Heckle said...

I'm thinking that frogs are probably pretty insulted that you're comparing HER to them...

I am also a fan of workforced. Is your fence painted yet?