photosop y'all.

i have constructed a new segment. i was going to do everyone in one post, then realized how time consuming it would be, so i have decided to spread it out. also, because my life is tres boring, so it's easier to make up shiz about you peoples to fill my daily ramblings.
that's right. i am photoshopping y'all. (let me explain my pic. i wanted a cowgirl- you know for the y'all part of the title. and obvs a bunch of scantily clad chicks came up, so i was like "ok, i will put my mug on a hot cowgirl". then i saw this gem, and it was love at first sight. a true cow girl. word.)

so here is how it will go. i will randomly pick a bestie or two and do something amazeballs with them. i have decided to use the trifecta to break the ice. mostly because i know they won't sue me for using their pics.

so, if you are one of my regulars, expect your day to come. i promise to give you a heads up first. i would only attach your face to hotties, or in allyson's case, maybe a camel. but that is only because she specifically requested that for some reason (it is things like that that make her awesomepants). but i would never do anything mean with one of my loverlies faces. swearsies.

for those who don't know, the trifecta is the surferwife, (flash)pasteurized, and myself. why are we the trifecta? basically because we all fell in bloggy love with each other, and decided we wanted to take over the universe. and with surferwife being besties with chelsea handler and the longboobs, we are so on our way.
todays story is inspired by the fact that i am determined to get out to the west coast this fall. somehow someway. and i think (flash) should come too.

this is so how it will be.

i will be overdressed. also drinking. both typical.

not sure why (flash) is being all "talk to the hands".
but i am guessing it is probably just because i arrived drunk.

then we will go and be super hot on some beach in cali. you know. just chill.

and we will end the evening hanging out with chels, longboobs, ryry, and apolo ohno.

it is going to rock my face off.