look at the clock again, crap, hafta be at work in 45 min. get outta bed and begin my routing...
tralala have cramps so bad i think something must be trying to claw its way out of my uterus (and yes, i sing tralala throughout my morning routing)
tralala oatmeal, ezekial bread, egg whites- hells no. going to dunks for breakfast. take my shower.
tralala so bloated nothing fits. cotton sundress it is.
tralala feed the moo (for those of you who don't know, that's my dog. his real name is patton. but i call him moo. because he is as big as a moo cow.)
tralala take moo out to do his biz.
this is where the singing stops. this is where i almost die.
to quote monique, what the shit is that shit?! i should have put something next to it so you could compare the size- i am looking at a ruler right now, the thing had to be 2 inches. IT HAS TEETHY BITERS. holy eff. needless to say, i chose not to go out that door.
i am not quite sure what i am going to if it is still there when i get home. i am thinking move out and just let it have the house.
22 comments:
Welcome to my mother effing world! Florida is full of ridiculous bugs like this. i scream every time I see one!
You didn't kill it?!?! Ok, the logical question here is - if you get home and it's not on the door, where IS it?
OMG!!!! What the shit IS that shit?!
Amazing that you can sing tralala in the middle of that crazy shit.
Dude. What the shit is that shit is one of my fav exclamations. And seriously, what the shit!? Does that thing have horns??
Seriously would have died. I do not like bugs. At all.
Please tell me that's on the outside? And there's no way I would ever be able to leave with that thing alive regardless of whether it was in or out, you're much braver than me!
Also, I think your spider posts are like omens or something. The last time you had one up was around the same time as my black widow encounter. THIS MORNING I woke up to a big ass spider in our kitchen sink. I flushed it down the drain and turned on the disposal. That sucker better not crawl out alive!
Seriously Scary Balls. I would not have done well with that because I really hate teethy biters.
But WAIT A MINUTE.
I just thought of something...
Was it on the INSIDE of the door? Like it could be under your pillow right now? AHHHHHH!
Holy fucking hell! I would have had a nervous breakdown! TWO INCHES IS HUGE for a creepy crawly! OMG! *full body shivers*
I would have crapped my pants... tralalalala-SQUIRT! So creepy!!!!
My husband is going to be thrilled when he gets home and finds half chewed pasta all over his laptop. Because that's where I'm reading this and it's also where all the food in my mouth went when I got to that picture.
My vote is to let it have the house.
So somebody was talking about a palmetto bug on their blog today. Is that what it is??? Frightening!
omg!!! is that INSIDE?!? its effing huge and looks like it could rip your head off!!!
OMG.
You need to check in immediately.
Has anyone seen or heard from Jess since she has gotten home?
OMG.
I think he could eat her.
Remind me to never go to The Cod.
OMG.
Arrrrrrggghhhh! Nooooooooo! You need an old priest and a young priest because that thing is clearly the devil.
SWEET FLAMING PISS.
That is so inappropriate of nature.
That thing looks like it should be on a leash in Costa Rica.
Back, devil creature! Back where you came from!
What sucks donkey balls for you is that we who live south (me, Sara Plays House, Amanda)...we kind of have gotten used to the bugs that grow to be the size of ponies and emerge from random places INSIDE the house...like out from behind my bookcase in the bedroom...or from a kitchen light. But you, you have chosen well, young Jedi. You chose Cape Cod and shit like that is not supposed to LIVE in Cape Cod. I would be calling airport security because CLEARLY someone is importing foreign animals. And I would do it before you run into a tiger at the general store.
That's one nasty ass bug! I hope manfriend isn't working tonight so he can deal with it instead of you.
WELL. If that's not reason to go off a diet, I don't know what is. I mean, look at that sucker. He's worth a large fry and medium cone, at least.
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT THING!?! I hate bugs soo bad - I would have ran out of the house and not looked back!!
Hi. I'm a Texas person. Sicko, crawling, grossness bugs run this freaking place. Love your blog, just discovered. I call my "person" on my blog "manfriend" too!
www.poodleism.com
Anyway, loves your stuff!
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