anysuperceleb, scope this shiz, yo: (self. chill with the "super" use, please.thanks.)
wait. just had a thought. if my blog becomes famous, peeps i know irl will see my blog (that's "in real life", just in case you were unsure. not to be confused with "i regurgitate lobster", because that would just be a huge waste. and that wouldn't even make sense. what are you people thinking?). anywayofftopic, what if people who actually see my face on a daily basis start reading my blog? then what? i'm not certain i can handle fame after all. i mean, as of right now, the number of people i come across on a daily basis who have read my word vomit is in the single digits. mike promises me 2 million(!!) sites linking to me. people who know me are bound to find me. ok, panic is officially setting in and my palms are sweating just thinking about this.
never mind, mike. i change my mind. i can't handle it after all. unsign me up. but still let me know if your single. (not for me, duh. i have manfriend. but i have a few single friends who need to meet a man who has money. and clearly you do. you are in the inventing business.)
17 comments:
bahahahahaahahaha!!
I die. Too funny!
you are so funny. I have IRL friends that read my blog and I'll try to tell them something and they are all like I read that on your blog. ok creepy stalker.
Hahahaha! I get spam all the time for my blog...and guess what. It's in French. LOL
I knew you when. Don't forget that. Well, not really knew you, like I Regurgitate Lobster knew you, but you know, knew you ON HERE.
Just in case Mike pulls through, anyway.
Kelly
I knew it was just a matter of time before your brilliance got you noticed. You deserve all the fame he promises. Congrats! Don't forget us little people.
you are going to be super famous!! please remember me when you make it big!
"also, are you single"....I snorted....I'm still snorting....man it feels good to snort. Thank you
Just think, you could have the papparazzi taking all those flattering photos of you if you were famous though...
You just made a BIG mistake. HUGE! (Name that movie) I can't believe you didn't take that offer! I just know it was totally legit! Durrr!
My bet is that you have featured Mike at some point on CraigsList Crazies and now he would like to get even MORE traffic flow to your site, should you pick up another one of his ads, preferably one where he regurgitates lobster while getting a reach-around. Be wary of this guy...he has an ulterior motive! Is that how you spell ulterior?? I always thought it was alterior...but that wouldn't make much sense...kind of like regurgitating lobster.
Also, I've found it's best to not trust guys named Mike.
Don't forget about us little people! 2 MILLION sites linking to yours?? It's positively mind-blowing!
This made my morning! 2 Million is a huge number I'd be super intimidated retract, retract!!! Hell I'd be happy if 200 linked to me! ;)
where the frick do these people find you??!
yes, i just used the word "frick." i'm working on my language if you hadn't noticed.
love you long time.
I didn't comment here? WTF?
Shandal, is it pretty woman?
Also, if you become famous then I guess that means I have to be YOUR psychic. And i am a terrible psychic. Psycho, yes. Psychic, no.
It's a fine line, isn't it?
I LOVE when I get new followers, but I VOMIT-DETEST when people I know learn I have a blog.
I like being anonymous but I want to be Mary Tyler Moore famous so I can get recognized on the street AND do commercials for juvenile diabetes.
There's a downside to fame -- just ask Lindsey Lohan! I'd hate to see you go to jail just because of the downward spiral from this email ;)
That is so funny! You are so funny!
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