my blog is about to blow the eff up. i got a super special email today. and i am going to be super famous. like some megan fox famous. minus the hotness & the david silver.
anysuperceleb, scope this shiz, yo: (self. chill with the "super" use, please.thanks.)
wait. just had a thought. if my blog becomes famous, peeps i know irl will see my blog (that's "in real life", just in case you were unsure. not to be confused with "i regurgitate lobster", because that would just be a huge waste. and that wouldn't even make sense. what are you people thinking?). anywayofftopic, what if people who actually see my face on a daily basis start reading my blog? then what? i'm not certain i can handle fame after all. i mean, as of right now, the number of people i come across on a daily basis who have read my word vomit is in the single digits. mike promises me 2 million(!!) sites linking to me. people who know me are bound to find me. ok, panic is officially setting in and my palms are sweating just thinking about this.
never mind, mike. i change my mind. i can't handle it after all. unsign me up. but still let me know if your single. (not for me, duh. i have manfriend. but i have a few single friends who need to meet a man who has money. and clearly you do. you are in the inventing business.)