cuz i am a pig. get it? i have sprouted wings. like pigs flying.
i needed to get this out there because i am freaking out about it. i am straight up going to die in june. i hope you all will miss me terribly.
i am doing my first ever 5k. dumb, right?
oh it gets worse. i have to do this:
i have googled the hell out of this shindig and i do see people of all ages, shapes, and sizes doing this race, but i am special breed of fat and lazy. i'm not positive that i am going to survive. it is very possible i will gasp for my last breath in that mud right there.
that's all. i just needed to express my concerns for my overall well being, and question my sanity.
(images via the warrior dash facebook page and google. well except for the pig with my face. that one is all my creative genius.)