i tried to find a crazy, i swear

i had an itch today. not like gross one or anything, but a serious hankering for some craigslist crazy in my life. i spent like an hour searching. seriously. everywhere from canada to mississippi to the jersey shore. nothing. well, one about a chick rubbing her lady lumps on the bus, laughing to herself and looking crazy, and the dude posting liked it because he says the crazy ones are good in bed (linked in case you are curious), but it felt a little too dirty- even for me. this isn't a porn site ya know. the only other good ones were in the "best of" section, and that is just cheating.

via google

so all that said- i wanted to post something and when i saw the surferwife got her shiz together enough to post something i was all "ok, the time has come."

i needed something easier than craigslist (there are not enough crazies out there lately...) so i thought i would browse my analytics so i can cry over my lack of visitors. then i saw how many people come to my blog by searching for nude men on cape cod and voila, a post is born.

this is just in the last month.

i took out the boring ones, but believe me when i tell you, for the past three months, most of the searches that lead to my blog have to do with panties (i don't even like that word), naked man ass, cape cod call girls, cape cod feel balls (seriously), funny farting pictures, jessica smith photos partially coherent bitch photobucket (huh.), shorn testicles (what does that mean?), it goes on and on.

oh and like 6 million people looking for tire irons, or car tools. i guarantee like 98% of the people who come here via google are seriously disappointed. 

clearly i am doing exactly what i had hoped with my little piece of the internets.